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by Molly McCaffrey Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that guy. Bernie Sanders used a salad fork to eat steak…
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By Eric Lichtblau Dear Iowa, This is never easy, so I’ll just say it: We need to end it. It’s just not working…
By Don Mousted Thank you for joining me this morning in the President’s absence. I would ask that you listen closely to what I have…
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By Danny Neary As a devout conservative, I believe very strongly that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is wrong about the facts and would definitely like me if…
By Jerry Robbins A Book for Lefties, by Neil Armstrong. When he realized he couldn’t work most of the levers and dials in his spacecraft,…
By Dawn Corrigan VOICE OVER: Hoarding. A nightmare that touches millions. It threatens health. It destroys livelihoods. Good evening, I’m David Muir. Welcome to a…
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