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Sex, My Yelp Review

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4 stars Let me start out by saying I wanted to give it 4½ stars but Yelp doesn’t allow that. I don’t think it merits five stars because sometimes it’s messy or requires specialized equipment that I’m not always sure how to use. Frequently it’s a lit... More »

A Curse Upon the Lords of Vax

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Greetings, mortals, weaklings, and other forms of cowards and fools. It is I, Lady Hephiastus, Goddess of Smooth Stones. My mate is Chagleen the Mighty, God of Battle Scars. Many a day has he sung the praises of my fertility while dining on the entrails of his... More »

Test Drive with Infotainment

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ANDY Jeff told me you still had some questions about our TSX 400. I’m the infotainment professor, and I’ll try to answer them all. I’m not a salesman, and I’ll be entirely impartial. SAM We had a pleasant scenic ride through the countryside, but the fi... More »

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Melania Trump’s Open Letter to Democrats

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Get it together, Democrats, because I’m ready to high tail it out of this White House of garbage. If I have to eat off one more filthy piece of Obama china or sit on a Lincoln sofa I’m going to vomit all over the wonderfully tacky Rosa Garden. My husband h... More »

Sesame Street: The Lawsuit

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Our client contends that the children’s television program Sesame Street — between its debut in 1969 and the point when “my parents couldn’t force me to watch it anymore,” in 1971 — did him painful and irreparable harm: emotionally, intelle... More »

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George W. Bush’s Diary on the Iraq War

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On March 19, 2003, the United States, along with coalition forces primarily from the United Kingdom, initiated war on Iraq. I’ve always wondered what was President Bush was thinking when he decided to authorize the attack and what he was thinking as the war ... More »

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From: Paul Malarkey Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2019 9:16 AM To: Oakdale PTA email list Subject: Volunteers Needed Dear Friends: I am writing to seek your assistance in revitalizing our organization, the Oakdale Middle School PTA. Although we have some 700 pe... More »

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The Seven Habits of Sociopathic Managers

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Introduction The competition to become a top corporate manager has never been fiercer. While old school corporate management values such as efficiency and vision still have their place, studies in several countries have shown that sociopaths and psychopaths ar... More »

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