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By Stuart Green Today is Day 969 of my being Covid-free. Well, actually, it’s been a lot longer than that, as I turned 52 last week, but at least that’s how long it’s been since Covid was a thing that people got sick with. As of yesterday morning, Freddy... More »
“…when the Havana Syndrome met COVID” Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Online Ads Amazon Ads Note: The Satirist participates in the Amazon Associates program, and ... More »
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by Ethan Goffman The anti-vaxxers were right! It takes many months after the shots to activate, but the vaccine has a cocktail of micro-chips, DNA-altering chemicals, and genetically modified viruses that have turned us into China-loving zombies. It is blissfu... More »
By Martin H. Levinson Opinion: Say it Loud, I’m Anti-Vax and I’m Proud By Pierce DeResistance When the smallpox vaccine was invented in the 18th century, it didn’t prevent people from getting sick with smallpox. It just wasted everyone’s time b... More »
Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Tokyo Olympics 2021 Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Littl... More »
“The CDC recommends that even fully vaccinated bank robbers keep their masks on indoors for now.” Tom Deisboeck is a published cartoonist and children’s book illustrator. He is largely self-taught yet propelled by great mentors like Charles Z... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell “I’m not a porcupine. I’m a guinea pig with 28 Covid variant shots in me.” ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hund... More »
ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s for The New Yorker and Bliss, Reader’s Digest, an... More »
ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s for The New Yorker and Bliss, Reader’s Digest, an... More »
Wishes she delayed her Botox shot ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s for The New Yorke... More »
Another Shot in the Arm ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s for The New Yorker and Blis... More »