America's Most Critical Journal since 1999
Protect Yourself Against the New Mutants! Mask up! Today’s EU Immunity Offers First in Line… Take your best shot, Doc! Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, G... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry BlissR... More »
By Boaz Dvir In January 1991, when I finished my Israel Defense Forces (IDF) basic training and received my military-service assignment, my family and friends showered me with sarcasm. “Thank you so much for coming all the way from America to save us,” dea... More »
Oh, there’s no going Home for the Holidays, ‘Cause no matter how much you wash your hands, When you travel way over To your parents’ place, You are risking spreading covid to the fam.’ I met a man who lives in Tennessee, And he was staying a... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Lauren LoGiudice As I hover above a foamy latte, I’m reflecting on all the drama on my account. The lies about me are endemic. No, I was not manufactured in a lab in China. No, I was not a conspiracy by the Democrats. No, wearing a mask does not violate y... More »
by Max Henry With autumn just around the corner, the nation’s top health officials have issued a dire warning: avoid all social gatherings, except Alex’s wedding. According to experts, social gatherings remain a major factor in the spread of COVID-19. Lead... More »
By Ken Hogarty College Admissions Advisor Memo: Getting into YOUR Top Choice University in Covid-19 World Students and Parents: Challenging times provide opportunity. Our agency will work with you to show you how these developments might work toward your heret... More »
Illustration: Tom Deisboeck Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachus... More »
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Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Online Ads Amazon Ads Note: The Satirist participates in the Amazon Associates program, and thus m... More »
By Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the six hundred. “Forward, the Teacher Brigade! “Charge those iPads!” he said. Into the Classroom of Death, Strode the six hun... More »