after this book by E. A. Bourland brothers and sisters what do you make of the panegyrics shat on the backs of books these days?…
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Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
take the money By E. A. Bourland in 1989 I was going to be a children’s psychologist then for mercenary reasons I got into poetry…
I wish I were making this up by E. A. Bourland a woman I knew said I needed too long to shit she would stand…
The AI Maven By Edgar Allan Say-It-Ain’t-So Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered wacked and weary, Over many a deepfake image containing misbegotten…
On a Favorite Hamster, Drowned in an Airport Toilet by Jeffrey Meyers The agent said “no rodents on the plane, No comfort here, he must…
Moment by Jeffrey Meyers Our life conspires to blot out hopes of bliss: Envious rivals, jealous of success, Betrayers whose soft brains have creased A…
From the MAGA Prayerbook By Martin H. Levinson The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be…
Late 70’s Era Bob Dylan Urinating in a Filene’s Women’s Room by Andrew Genser Yeah I’m pissin,’ I’m pissin,’ I’m pissin’ in the women’s room,…
PRODUCT WARNING by Chris Fitzpatrick & Richard M. Berlin TRUMPet: a fake instrument, blasted with hot air; sharps & flats only; used for solo performances/ meandering scores; spreads disharmony; no…
The Jenga Tower By Dan Geddes (On the fragility of organizations) When a certain Jenga piece, directly on the foundation, one that was placed long…
Joe Biden Is a Liar (We Didn’t Start the Fire) By Mollie Fermaglich He may be 80 years old, he may shake hands with the…
Ravens by Fred Russell Ravens squawking In the trees Or hopping on the ground To get their fill Of putrid swill They eat They drink…
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