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New Federal Holidays for the 21st Century By Martin H. Levinson Jan. 6: Patriots Day Patriots Day honors the heroic men and women who fearlessly assaulted the US Capitol on January 6, 2021 in a righteous coup attempt to reverse a rigged election and restore Do... More »
More Purging Please By Martin H. Levinson In his 1981 inaugural address, Ronald Reagan said, “government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.” President Trump, channeling the Gipper, has asked DOGE to solve that problem by putting... More »
From the MAGA Prayerbook By Martin H. Levinson The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern border and Anywhere else there are immigrants. Give... More »
I Have a Dream By Martin H. Levinson (An excerpt from an upcoming State of the Union address composed by Donald Trump after MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech appeared to him in a dream.) Members of Congress, Supreme Court Justices, and everyone else here, I ... More »
The Geographic Name Game By Martin H. Levinson President Trump has signed executive orders naming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America and the Alaskan mountain Denali as Mount McKinley. He could make other name changes to help restore America’s greatnes... More »
Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge By Martin H. Levinson Donald Trump says Ukraine started the war currently going on with Russia. In saying this he’s flipped conventional dogma, which, relying on the facts, says Russia invaded Ukraine. That so man... More »
Kiss the Federal Government Goodbye By Martin H. Levinson Elon Musk and his merry band of muskrats are doing their best to trim excess fat from the US government by suggesting ways to fire federal employees. The problem is they’re being too conservative with... More »
By Martin H. Levinson The US has the lowest life expectancy rate, the highest health care costs, and the greatest number of avoidable deaths of all wealthy, developed countries, which means America must be doing something right. That something is an understand... More »
Going Wild on Health By Martin H. Levinson President John Fitzgerald Kennedy famously said, “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” President-elect Donald Trump has just done something huge for our country, saying... More »
It’s the Economy, Stupid By Martin H. Levinson To be elected president you need to propose economic policies that will attract voters who, like all people, want to get as much as possible without having to consider the consequences. Half-measures won’t... More »
By Martin H. Levinson JD Vance (JD stands for Just Delightful) believes it’s un-American to not have children. He thinks those who go the childfree route are a danger to society and threaten the vital importance of populating our grand and glorious nation wi... More »
The Backbite Lies of a Profiteer By Henry Wadsworth Wrongfellow aka Martin H. Levinson Listen my children and you shall hear, The backbite lies of a profiteer, On the Sixth of Jan., in Twenty-One, He said to a group of guys with guns Hang Mike Pence and... More »