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Orwell and the Trump Regime by Veritas Fulgens Waves of anger and fear Circulate over the bright And darkened lands of the earth. W.H. Auden,…
Trump’s Fake Assassination Jeffrey Meyers Persuasive evidence suggests that Donald Trump deliberately faked his attempted assassination on July 13 to get excellent publicity, create a…
Nut Jobs and Other Head Cases by Fred Russell Nowadays when people seem to be talking to themselves in the street, it usually turns out…
by Jeffrey Meyers Gaza on the Mediterranean sea has always been a contested land, and for centuries many different people have lived and fought there. …
By Stuart Green Today is Day 969 of my being Covid-free. Well, actually, it’s been a lot longer than that, as I turned 52 last…
Italian luxury fashion house Gucci recently introduced an ultraexpensive umbrella that, oddly enough, isn’t waterproof. According to the company, it is meant as a fashion…
…for women who flaunt their décolletage long after their décollet has aged. …for guys who continue to dress like Tony Manero despite the fact that…
By Martin H. Levinson Internet Fasting Day I know what you’re thinking: we’re all too hooked on the internet and social media to last 24…
By Martin H. Levinson Today’s business lesson from the Bible is about the role of influencers in getting people to do one’s bidding. The Good…
By Martin H. Levinson If two heads are better than one, then four heads would be better than two, eight better than four, and so…
Warning: Sarcastic Spoiler Alerts! The Sun Also Rises An impotent American, a slutty Englishwoman, and their questionable expatriate friends drink and fuck their way around…
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