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France and Poland Excited that Germany is Rearming at Top Speed By Dan Geddes BRUSSELS – During yesterday’s NATO summit, leading EU member states such…
God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The…
Secret Service Denies RFK, Jr Protection Again After Armed Man Infiltrates His Security “No one has ever shot a Kennedy and gotten away with it.”…
On Monday, former Vice President Mike Pence confronted Stewart Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers founder convicted of seditious conspiracy against the U.S. government for plotting…
Mike Lindell’s pillow and bedding company has seen a surge in sales after the election-denying CEO unveiled a new product honoring Jan. 6 rioters who…
Trump Proposes Immigration Overhaul Based on 1970s Hollywood Film by Chris Iovenko During a recent interview on the right-leaning podcast Final Solutions, ex-President and 2024…
By Steve Schneider TALLAHASSEE, FL., April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal officials today in connection with a special Covid vaccine…
By Brad Erickson ZHASHKOYVCHI — The world’s longest and highest capacity tartar sauce pipeline, known in Russian as the аромат ракеты (lit. “flavor-rocket”), has been…
By John Long WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden’s ambitious plan to combat the waves of marauding space aliens that are waging a bloody campaign of…
MOSCOW – Russian Foreign Secretary Boris Lunanov announced today that Russia has always known that the 1969 Apollo moon landings were faked by NASA. “We…
By Patrick Kabanda The Kingdom of Wakanda has unanimously voted to grant President Donald J. Trump asylum should he choose to move there anytime after…
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