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Extracurricular Activities

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Professor Ken Grabette of the English department, accused by seven undergraduate women of groping them in his office: “I was just exploring gender boundaries in atextual space, a fascinating albeit unexplored subject that I’m writing an essay about for Bey... More »

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White House Jobs Jared Kushner Can Do

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Congratulations, Mr. Jared Kushner! You have received a federal “Secret” security clearance designation. As a White House employee, a Secret security clearance provides you with the access required for many very important positions. Below is a sampling of ... More »

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Gun Show Follies

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HOSTESS Welcome to Gun Mall USA! Don’t forget you’re entitled to fifteen minutes of free practice with every purchase! Our child care area is located right next to the practice tent. We have slides, swings, a sandbox and toy guns. ASK ME ANYTHING! and have... More »

Barron’s Favorite Bedtime Stories

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I will tell you truth.  People write to me, they say:  “Melania, how is it you can be such a normal, regular, normal mother?  How do you, as glamorous first lady, the most best beautiful one ever, balance your role as supermodel first lady who must ta... More »

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New Memo from Putin

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To: All US Operatives Hey team! I hope everyone had a great Presidents’ Day. My Slack has been blowing up all weekend, so I just wanted to check in first thing. The short answer is Yes: the mission is still very much on. You should all still be using your Am... More »

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That memo … can bite you in the a**

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That memo … can bit you in the a** Tom Deis­boeck is a Har­vard-af­fil­i­ated sci­en­tist turned en­tre­pre­neur who at­tended Tech­ni­cal Uni­ver­sity Med­ical School in Mu­nich, Ger­many, and The Mass­a­chu­setts In­sti­tute of T... More »

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T-Rump and the March to Extinction

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Jack C. Doppelt 10 February 2018   The man who’s now President of the United States, with authority to call together two houses of Congress for a State of the Union address, is more aptly seen roaming the earth as a predator whose bite is fierce and who... More »

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State of the Union – “…Stay positive!”

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State of the Union….”Stay positive!” Tom Deis­boeck is a Har­vard-af­fil­i­ated sci­en­tist turned en­tre­pre­neur who at­tended Tech­ni­cal Uni­ver­sity Med­ical School in Mu­nich, Ger­many, and The Mass­a­chu­setts In­... More »

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Very Smart!

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Please pick one word, Sir, that represents you best …Very smart! Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sl... More »

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Letters to President Trump from Terrified Children

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By Jon Reiner 26 January 2018     Dear staff: Huge news! My occasional opening of the daily press briefing by reading letters written to President Trump from American children has become so beloved that the President wants more – bigly more! Millio... More »

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