Ten Little Trumpians (A travesty rhyme)

by Michael J. Mangano

Ten little Trumpians set out to serve;
Gaetz was forced to quit because he was a perve.

Nine little Trumpians taking up the fight;
Bondi eighty-sixed since she would not indict.

Eight little Trumpians sitting on the shelf;
Kristi Noem discarded for ads about herself.

Seven little Trumpians, still a fearsome mob;
Lori Chavez ousted for drinking on the job.

Six little Trumpians thinking they’re elite;
John Phelan axed for arguing with Pete.

Five little Trumpians, including Kash Patel;
He is under fire for treating babe too well.

Four little Trumpians, now a smaller pile;
Woe is Howard Lutnick, he’s big in Epstein file.

Three little Trumpians, running out of luck,
One of them is RFK, he’s a crazy fuck.

Two little Trumpians, one heads our intel;
Tulsi strives to please King Trump by jumping to his yell.

One little Trumpian, Marco, head of State;
Of all he’s the best, oh what a sorry state!