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Partisan Monkeys

Published 3y ago -

September 30, 2020 Today is an excellent day! I have finally received the funding I require from the private sector to begin experimentation on my two Macaca mulatta (Rhesus macaque monkey) specimen. Both monkeys are of the same age, and same gender (male), of... More »

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Are You There, God? It’s Me, Nancy

Published 4y ago -

by Mollie Fermaglich Dear God, It’s me.  Nancy.  Pelosi.  I am in church right now, on my knees, in a pew reserved for luminaries.  Like me. Nancy.  I’m not a fan of kneeling because, despite what they say, even the very top-of-the-line Wolford pantyh... More »

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The Coronavirus Conspiracy Explained

Published 4y ago -

by Martin H. Levinson The coronavirus didn’t emerge accidentally from 5G wireless communication or a lab or wet market in China. It was the result of a planned criminal conspiracy hatched by a bunch of despicable characters. Here’s how it went down. When P... More »

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The Squad’s Greatest Hits

Published 4y ago -

Curated By Mollie Fermaglich JUST WHEN YOU’D HOPED THEY’D GO AWAY FOREVER –THEY’RE BACK, WITH THEIR NEW ALBUM, FEATURING SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS! IT’S THE SQUAD!  THAT’S RIGHT – ILHAN, AOC, RASHIDA AND AYANA PRESSLEY, HAVE STOPPED BITCHING A... More »

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Dear Iowa, We Need To Break Things Off

Published 4y ago -

By Eric Lichtblau     Dear Iowa,  This is never easy, so I’ll just say it: We need to end it. It’s just not working for me anymore.  Yes, you were “the first.” You’ll always be the first, at least in my heart. But we b... More »

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Donald Trump: The Greatest President Who Ever Lived

Published 4y ago -

I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, a researcher who invented the Internet and discovered a cure for AID... More »

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Candidates Anonymous

Published 4y ago -

CANDIDATES ANONYMOUS (a short screenplay about a very long campaign) By Mollie Fermaglich FADE IN: INT. – Basement of a Washington D.C. church – Evening Modest, poorly lit large space.  A tall coffee urn sits on a long aluminum table on one side of th... More »

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The Lost Diary of…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Published 5y ago -

Discovered by Mollie Fermaglich   Dear Diary, Hi!  I’m Alexandria!  What’s your name?  Oh, that’s right.  You’re my diary and I have to name you.  My favorite names are Alexandria, Fidelita and Hannah Montana.  I could call you “Kitty,” ... More »

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Democrats – shaken, not stirred

Published 5y ago -

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