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Read The Satirist’s reviews of imaginary Disney movies.

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CLAMLET

Published 7y ago -

CLAMLET (a Disney Studios and Miramax production, June 2011) Imaginary Movie Review by B.J. Hilliard Cast of Characters Clamlet – prince of the yard (a Clam-shaped Fiberglass Resin Planter) – Justin Bieber Gertitude – Clamlet’s mother; queen (an ornate... More »

Disney’s King David

Published 12y ago -

Imaginary review Dan Geddes Voice of Saul James Woods Voice of King David Brad Pitt Voice of The Lord (Yahweh ) James Earl Jones Voice of Goliath Hulk Hogan Voice of Bathsheba Salma Hayek Voice of Michal Cameron Diaz Continuing its recent strategy of animating... More »

Disney’s Animal Farm

Published 17y ago -

Disney’s “Animal Farm” Voice of Snowball………….Jason Alexander Voice of Napoleon…………Danny De Vito Voice of Farmer Jones…..Wilford Brimley Imaginary review by Dan Geddes See also Disney’... More »

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Disney’s 1984

Published 17y ago -

              Voice of Winston Smith……David Schwimmer Voice of Julia………………………..Jenna Elfman Voice of Big Brother……………….Jerr... More »

Disney’s “Genesis”

Published 18y ago -

Imaginary review by Dan Geddes Voice of God………………James Earl Jones Voice of Adam……………John Cusack Voice of Eve………………Cameron Diaz Voice of The Serpent…….Jim Carey Voice of Noah……………Morgan Freeman Disney’s Genesis,... More »

Disney’s The Book of Revelations

Published 18y ago -

God James Earl Jones (voice) Bob (The Antichrist) John Travolta (voice) Satan Richard Gere (voice) King of Gog and Magog Omar Sharif (voice ) King of the East Chow Yun Fat (voice) Luke the Itinerant Minister Eddie Murphy (voice) John the Prophet Robin Williams... More »

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