Gym Rats

Gym Rats by Stephen J. Lyons Muscle bros flexing their barbed-wire tattoos circle each other like sumo wrestlers itching for a throw-down. Ear buds in place, they strain and grunt to the hearing-loss beats of gangster rap and conservative podcasts. They pos... More »

The Trumpifying of the White House

Published 1m ago - MICHAEL J. MANGANO

Most are aware of the fact that Donald Trump has been making a number of changes to the White House, including, as Newsweek pointed out about the Oval Office, “…some of the most extensive changes to the room’s appearance in modern presidential history, a... More »

Stop the Leak(s)

Published 2m ago - Tom Deisboeck

by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” Get the book! The Satirist - America's Most Critical Book (Volume 1) The Satirist: America's Most Critical Book Amazon Ads N... More »

Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge

Published 3m ago - Martin Levinson

Imagination Is More Important Than Knowledge By Martin H. Levinson Donald Trump says Ukraine started the war currently going on with Russia. In saying this he’s flipped conventional dogma, which, relying on the facts, says Russia invaded Ukraine. That so man... More »

Greenland Going Once, Going Twice…

Published 3m ago - MICHAEL J. MANGANO

Greenland Going Once, Going Twice… by Michael J. Man President Trump has stated over and over that he wants to purchase Greenland, which has been part of Denmark for over 200 years. And Denmark’s Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen has stated over and over th... More »

Melania’s Inaugural Hat Trick

Published 5m ago - MICHAEL J. MANGANO

On January 20th, if you weren’t on a safari or a space mission, you probably saw (and was possibly been a bit taken aback by) the former-and-new first lady’s unusual wide-brimmed gaucho-style chapeau, which concealed half of her face, including her usually... More »

Goodbye, Dick

Published 5m ago - Leita Walker

Goodbye, Dick By Leita Walker Here in 2025, it is time we face a hard truth: We are quickly approaching the day we will say goodbye to the last of the Dicks. This is for two reasons. First, no one wants Dick anymore. According to the Social Security Administra... More »

Getting Through “His” Second Presidency Without Getting An Ulcer (A Personal Survival Guide)

Published 6m ago - MICHAEL J. MANGANO

Getting Through “His” Second Presidency Without Getting An Ulcer (A Personal Survival Guide) by Michael J. Mangano 1. I’ll get all my news from print publications, thereby avoiding hearing “his” grating voice on broadcast media (except for James Aust... More »

Going Wild on Health

Published 7m ago - Martin Levinson

Going Wild on Health By Martin H. Levinson President John Fitzgerald Kennedy famously said, “Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” President-elect Donald Trump has just done something huge for our country, saying... More »

When They Go Low I Give Up

Published 8m ago - Stephen Lyons

When They Go Low I Give Up by Stephen J. Lyons I’m huffing away on the elliptical at our local gym, reading another depressing commentary about our nation’s state of affairs, when I look across the room at the television to see the scabrous visage of one S... More »

Beware Childless Cat Ladies

Published 8m ago - Martin Levinson

By Martin H. Levinson JD Vance (JD stands for Just Delightful) believes it’s un-American to not have children. He thinks those who go the childfree route are a danger to society and threaten the vital importance of populating our grand and glorious nation wi... More »

Unorthodox Gag Orders Rumored to Have Been Imposed in Famous Historical Trials

Published 1y ago - MICHAEL J. MANGANO

As a result of Donald Trump’s outlandish behavior at his multiple trials, there have recently been impositions of an unprecedented amount of unconventional gag orders (a judge’s order that prohibits participants in a criminal or civil case from making cert... More »

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