By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed…
Posts published in “Poems”
Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS!…
By William Craig Rice I Why do I marvel when the faithless stray, when friends whom I supposed completely safe against belief go falling for…
A Psalm of Sarah By Becky Garrison 27 May 2014 1 The atheist is my enemy, he knows nothing. 2 I make him lie down…
By Stephen Bluestone 27 October 2013 Eliminate all government restrictions on the production and sale of pharmaceutical products and medical devices. This means no more…
By K.D. Taylor A liberated sage only has no world. This world is an illusion or unreal for a man of discrimination. – The Divine…
by David Alpaugh A slick politician named Edwards When he saw his campaign going bedwards Cried, “Wife, dying of cancer, If you’ll be my dancer,…
By Connolly Ryan Eerily guardless at this ungodly hour, the palace seems pale and lost as a human baby in a fake jungle. Now bust…
by David Alpaugh The 5th century B.C. philosopher Zeno is famous for proving the impossibility of getting from point A to Z because one must…
By K.D. Taylor How do I love thee? Let me count the blaze Of yon bright pyre the proof of my heart’s worth! Living, my…
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