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Posts published in “Poems”
Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
By Andrew Kuhn 28 August 2016 (With apologies to Wallace Stevens) For if betimes this polymath of paregoric fumbled for a formula as apt…
By Martin H. Levinson Anderson Cooper sticks a mic in front of my face on Central Park South in New York City, cues the camera,…
By Martin H. Levinson If we all owned guns we’d get faster service at the DMV, be listened to more respectfully in the office. Muggers…
By Wallace Runnymede 29 December 2015 In Syria did Cameron A pleasurable jape decree: Where Euphrates river swells with death And bodies numberless Drift far…
By William Craig Rice Since you won’t have me as your man, Imagine I’m a dog Who’s always gaga to see you And get taken…
As boorish as it sounds I have to say That there is An element of silliness In the classical male ballet. I mean What exactly…
High-Tech Saint Nick Saint Nicholas arrived in Amsterdam, aboard a shiny new ship, looking old as Father Abraham, after his long,…
By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed…
By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS!…
By William Craig Rice I Why do I marvel when the faithless stray, when friends whom I supposed completely safe against belief go falling for…
A Psalm of Sarah By Becky Garrison 27 May 2014 1 The atheist is my enemy, he knows nothing. 2 I make him lie down…
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