Recently, many have pointed out that there has been little executive leadership in regards to the coronavirus pandemic in the United States. These people claim…
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by Frank Palmeri and Ted Wendelin In support of patriotic demonstrators who proclaim that they are “willing to die for jobs,” we make this clear…
by Martin H. Levinson
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By Chris Jetko Today I’ll be your guide as we explore this place of mystery and broken dreams. Gather round you guys! I’m so glad…
By Martin H. Levinson The coronavirus is killing people in Asia, Europe, and other places but that bug won’t get us because we’re too smart…
An Email to My Students, Now That Our University is Sending Them Home During the COVID-19 Crisis Hi, folks: Just a few updates, since ENG…
By Ana Worrel and Amy Frances Wright I wanna start by assuring you that I’m not gonna, like, mine a sophisticated profile of your personality…
by Molly McCaffrey Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that guy. Bernie Sanders used a salad fork to eat steak…
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By Eric Lichtblau Dear Iowa, This is never easy, so I’ll just say it: We need to end it. It’s just not working…
By Don Mousted Thank you for joining me this morning in the President’s absence. I would ask that you listen closely to what I have…
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