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Extreme Literary Makeovers

By David Alpaugh Millions of contemporary readers are ignoring great books, turned off by titles that strike them as inaccessible, politically incorrect, or hopelessly retro.…

Student Interview at Princeton University

By Walter Bowne Please have a seat, Jason.  So why do you want to come to Princeton? The campus is just stunning. It resembles Hogwarts.…

Letter to Judge Scalia

By Peter Conroy Justice Antonin Scalia US Supreme Court Washington, DC December 2012 Dear Justice Scalia, I am writing you because of a disturbing experience…

Seminary Student Expelled for Unorthodox Beliefs

Fullest Theological Seminary student Craig Lee was expelled last week for what the school has described as a “highly unorthodox application and interpretation” of their…

Gristle and Grain – Submission Guidelines

Welcome to Gristle and Grain, the literary journal dedicated to publishing the best short stories and poetry of all time. Why “Gristle”? Why “Grain”? Because…

The Case for April Fools’ Month

This 1st of April you might be told about an unexpected exam, social engagement or work deadline which is fast approaching. Perhaps, you’ll chance upon…

The Story of Adam and Steve

And lo! Adam and Steve stayed in the Lord’s marvelous penthouse and the décor was impeccable. The drapes matched the furniture, there was progressive (but…

CLAMLET

CLAMLET (a Disney Studios and Miramax production, June 2011) Imaginary Movie Review by B.J. Hilliard Cast of Characters Clamlet – prince of the yard (a…




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