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By Dan Geddes 10 April 2016 WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment…
By Steven Haas A study by the Christian Faith Group found a common trend in the Lenten sacrifices put forward by followers this 2016 season. Traditionally,…
Afraid their majority might not be in total accord about denying a Supreme Court nominee a hearing during Obama’s last year as President, the GOP…
By Tony Powers 2 April 2016 Today, at the most prestigious wine tasting event of the year, VinItaly, the largest wine trade show in the…
Speaking at CPAC in Washington D.C. on February 10, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) By Tony Powers 10 January 2016 Donald Trump announced today that he…
Many people agree that the United States dollar is the ugliest looking money in the world. That is soon going to change. U.S. Treasury Secretary…
By Dan Geddes 21 November 2015 NEW YORK – Fox News issued a statement today proclaiming that “yellow journalism is now a thing of the past.”…
By Derek Langston 20 November 2015 In what physicians are calling one of the most irrational medical decisions they have ever seen, David Avocado Wolfe…
By Juliet Kaufman LOS ANGELES – Jason Segel’s reps released a statement last Friday, asking the press to refrain from questions on whether or not…
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and…
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