LAS VEGAS – Ray Milland, 45, a self-proclaimed “heavy drinker” is very sure that he’s not an alcoholic. Mr. Milland, an executive for the United…
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After being abandoned in a high-profile press conference by President Donald Trump, reports indicate that the Iran Deal has sought solace in the company of…
Women have, for a long time, known exactly what kind of disgusting sexual behavior to expect from their husbands and boyfriends. But, for the most…
By Dan Geddes
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.”
US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into many food products. Significant amounts of plastic appear in other food products, such as fish. However, top scientists all agree that there is nothing wrong with ingesting plastics, as has been proven by generations of long-term studies on the population since the 1960s.”
Wes Terne Satire, who mocked human flaws across a broad spectrum of media, died Wednesday in Brooklyn after a battle with depression. He was 2,618.…
President Trump today defended the grandparents of Walter Thurman Fredrickson, whose Christmas present to the eleven-year-old—an ALSETEX Cougar MS, magazine-fed, repeating grenade launcher they picked…
WASHINGTON DC. – On the heels of the mass shooting in a Florida high school and President Trump’s promotion of incentivizing armed teachers, the NRA…
WASHINGTON – While most Americans support the U.S. drive for world domination, some have confessed to harboring doubts about the master plan. A recent CNN…
Apparently trigger warnings were not enough to save the cinematic legacy of the silent film star Charlie Chaplin. Streaming services, globally, have removed all of…
By Dan Geddes MENLO PARK – A recent New York Times/Facebook survey found that a supermajority of Americans believe that America should be fighting bigger…
WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once…
There is mounting evidence that two explosions at a flooded Arkema chemical plant in the Houston suburb of Crosby, Texas—explosions that sent plumes of toxic…
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