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Humorous fiction and short stories

At the King’s Gate

Once upon a time there was a powerful Wizard King, named Usa, who lived in a grand castle, ruling a rich and fertile land. Centuries…

And Then They Came for My Liver

“Immerse!” I order.

You have two Rita Immersions remaining,” replies my console.

“I know.”

“Your Netflix Immersion Service is at risk of interruption if you don’t make a payment today. If you’ve already paid to renew, this notification may be ignored.”

Twisty sensation inside me. Scrim of sweat on my skin.

“I just want to immerse.”

“Into which series?”

Rita.”

Unpleasant prickling from the needle tips. Creepiness from the dampening sensi-pads. Then my awareness drifts from my dust-laden breathing mask and all the rest of it.

“Before you’re fully immersed I must remind you that your Netflix Service is at risk of interruption if you don’t make a payment today. If you have already paid to renew, this notification may be ignored. Your inbox also contains bills for water, air, electricity, health maintenance and rent on the space your body will occupy if you remain in Warehouse 23CX459 for another month.”

Dyssynergy

“This is why I never learned to tap dance,” Merv told the woman with her finger up his ass. His former physical therapist had been…

Little Trumpie Runs Amok At Mar-a-Lago

Brian Alexander, who earned the Eagle [Scout] rank as a teenager . . . said he was also outraged after seeing clips of Mr. Trump’s…

Plastics for the Poor!

“So, what do you think,” Sandra held up her new double Ds to her girlfriends at the barbecue. “Wow, they must have cost a fortune!”…

The Golden Source

I met Svetlana (not her real name) outside a Russian tea house in New York City. Not the famous Russian Tea Room on W. 57th…

Toy Guns

By Alci Rengifo 29 August 2017 On a typically bright summer day, in some far flung corner of Los Angeles, a father carried his petite…

Go Ape!

Adrian Chapman 29 August 2017 The problem was the same for all the beasts. It was not simply that things were not what they used…

A Sandwich to Remember

Sunday lunch selected, seven fifty presented, a golden grilled cheese changes hands. I seize the shallow wood basket and make my way to our table.…




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