“Color me impressed.” Roy Burke rubbed his beefy hands together as if summoning a genie from a lamp. “Your Patient Stratification Program has saved us…
Posts published in “Stories”
Humorous fiction and short stories
My MeToo Mea Culpa
(A Memoir) Quite out of the blue last month I discovered I’d been #MeToo’d by a woman who some years ago interned in an office…
In Search of a Trending Cause
A week before December 10, 2015, when the Salman Hit and Run case was about to be heard in the Mumbai High court, Anand, my…
At the King’s Gate
Once upon a time there was a powerful Wizard King, named Usa, who lived in a grand castle, ruling a rich and fertile land. Centuries…
Republican Senators Believe a Little Green Extraterrestrial Woman, Not Dr. Christine Blasey Ford
We would lose Roe because a president who boasted of sexual assault, elected against the wishes of the majority of female voters, was able to…
And Then They Came for My Liver
“Immerse!” I order.
You have two Rita Immersions remaining,” replies my console.
“I know.”
“Your Netflix Immersion Service is at risk of interruption if you don’t make a payment today. If you’ve already paid to renew, this notification may be ignored.”
Twisty sensation inside me. Scrim of sweat on my skin.
“I just want to immerse.”
“Into which series?”
“Rita.”
Unpleasant prickling from the needle tips. Creepiness from the dampening sensi-pads. Then my awareness drifts from my dust-laden breathing mask and all the rest of it.
“Before you’re fully immersed I must remind you that your Netflix Service is at risk of interruption if you don’t make a payment today. If you have already paid to renew, this notification may be ignored. Your inbox also contains bills for water, air, electricity, health maintenance and rent on the space your body will occupy if you remain in Warehouse 23CX459 for another month.”
Dyssynergy
“This is why I never learned to tap dance,” Merv told the woman with her finger up his ass. His former physical therapist had been…
Little Trumpie Runs Amok At Mar-a-Lago
Brian Alexander, who earned the Eagle [Scout] rank as a teenager . . . said he was also outraged after seeing clips of Mr. Trump’s…
Plastics for the Poor!
“So, what do you think,” Sandra held up her new double Ds to her girlfriends at the barbecue. “Wow, they must have cost a fortune!”…
The Golden Source
I met Svetlana (not her real name) outside a Russian tea house in New York City. Not the famous Russian Tea Room on W. 57th…
Toy Guns
By Alci Rengifo 29 August 2017 On a typically bright summer day, in some far flung corner of Los Angeles, a father carried his petite…
Go Ape!
Adrian Chapman 29 August 2017 The problem was the same for all the beasts. It was not simply that things were not what they used…
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