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Posts published in “Stories”

Humorous fiction and short stories

The Dying Roar of the Lions

“Ladies and gentlemen, they and them and y’all, wives and wives, husbands and wives, husbands and husbands, significant others; I’m glad you, them, their, y’alls…

Out with the Old, In with the Newspeak

I pour myself a mug of hot steaming Victory Coffee, light up a Victory Cigarette and daydream about getting off work here at the Ministry…

Fallen Friends at Fallen Leaf

Roger chugged up to the woodsy landing in a metal rowboat with a spluttering outboard motor.  He wore a slouch hat, torn shirt, baggy trousers…

Punching the Ticket

The second bomb scare this week for New Truth Media means the editorial staff is being redirected to the coffee shop two blocks over. Brad…

Hermann Kafka’s Defense: A Letter to My Son

In cities, mutinies; in countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and the bond cracked ’twixt son and father. —King Lear Mein lieber Sohn, I just found…

Starbitcoins in 2091

BARISTA: How can I help you, person? Would you like to try our new, vegan, GMO-free, gluten-free, calorie-free, free-range, flavor-free latte? It’s great. And NOT…

Wonderland

A Victorian era preteen named Alice was sitting idly by a brook when she happened to notice a white rabbit standing next to her and…

Trump Ships Out—Without Seeing the Ship

The White House asked the Navy to hide a destroyer named after Senator John McCain in order to avoid having the ship appear in photographs…

Population Management

“Color me impressed.” Roy Burke rubbed his beefy hands together as if summoning a genie from a lamp. “Your Patient Stratification Program has saved us…




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