By E. A. Bourland A long time ago there were an unhappy people who lived in a desolate land. They eked a living by farming…
Posts published in “Stories”
Humorous fiction and short stories
Stop the Steal in Arizona!
by Timothy Braatz 1. Red Wave Tuesday night. What a fiesta! Sharon’s famous guacamole. Country music on Mike’s stereo. White string lights on their back…
Steve Jobs’ Ghost on The Philosopher’s Trail
by Helga Hewston “Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful—that’s what…
#MeToo!!!
by T Philly Loyd I’m proud to say: I am now officially a member of the Me Too movement. I know: I’m a man; but…
The College of Alfred and Larry
By Casey Alexander The tour guide marched them into the gift shop for the third time in an hour. Pen and pencil sets, car covers,…
Ourton in Our Dreams
By Anthony Manganaro The balloon erupted in mid-air, and the three dwarfs fell to their deaths. It was the end of the day, and the…
Igor: A Tragic History
by Jeffrey Meyers After reading Igor’s flattering obituary I remembered his real character. He was a friend and, in the end, became intolerable. His gradual…
Condi & The Colonel – A Ghost Story
By Helga Hewston Prologue The following fictional tale is conjured up from a few true events. In 2008, Condoleezza Rice, then US Secretary of State,…
An Exotic Banquet
by Clark Zlotchew Introduction June 5, 2030: As all Americans and citizens of the “Developed Nations” are vividly aware, it is of the utmost importance…
Megxit Yields Trumpxit
by Marleen S. Barr Mr. Trump was in front of cameras in the Rose Garden again, but only to trumpet an unemployment report that he…
Tolstoy’s Governess
by Jeffrey Meyers I was a young English woman, well educated, innocent and unworldly, but spirited and in search of adventure for which I was…
Conversations between Sense and Sensibility’s Mr. and Mrs. John Dashwood about the University’s Endowment
by Rebecca Richardson The Board of Trustees did not at all approve of what the Provost intended to do for the workers of the University…
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