by Casey Alexander It was the bugle that turned my head. Its manly, imposing tones, and the majestic figure that held it. His traditional silk…
Posts published in “Stories”
Humorous fiction and short stories
Parting with Mercedes
by Jeffrey Meyers Though it was part of my self-image, I reluctantly decided to sell my 2013 silver-grey Mercedes. It was becoming more difficult for…
The Adventures of Amalia Knight
by Fred Russell Amalia Knight, M.Sc., was a ghostwriter. She had been ghostwriting since her elementary school days, when she had patched up compositions for…
From a Series of Codices Painted on Deer-Skins, Which Were Found in the Forest
By E. A. Bourland The People of the Fire Moss by the River were at war with the People of the Misty Forest, and the…
The Chef of the Great Emperor Djoser
by E. A. Bourland This is a story from the land of the sun, which turned for thousands of years to the bosom of its…
Business
By Evander Lang We got in at night. We meant to come earlier, we wanted to see the island in the light, we wanted palm…
Death of a Child
by Jeffrey Meyers Party, a college town in Montana, is surrounded by high mountains and immersed in thin air that cuts off the supply of…
The Anticlimatic Conspiracy
By David R. Bowne I desperately banged on the left rear passenger window. I couldn’t break through, couldn’t even see through the heavily tinted window.…
The Genius
by Steven Wexler Glynnis Neldman stood atop her three-story, center cul-de-sac, ivory Colonial Revival, red terry kimono open, toes to the gutter, nothing left to…
Swamp Animals
By Basta Part One: The Scent of the Hippopotamus “Are you missing a hippopotamus?” Iris asked. She spoke quietly into her earbud as she multi-tasked,…
Big Bad Meat Consumption
By Mark Budman Little Red Riding Hood was driving her Meals on Wheels car through the forest when she saw the Big Bad Wolf standing…
Conspiracy Studies
by Dan Geddes Arthur was chatting with his old friend, Professor David Denkins, who was visiting him in Amsterdam. They sat at the Grand Café…
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