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Martin Levinson
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Fifty Shades of Green
by Martin H. Levinson Driving home with her in his limited-edition onyx-black Bentley Mulliner Bacalar, with its signature 6.0 liter, W12 turbocharged engine that can deliver 650 horsepower and 664 pound-feet, he felt confident things would go well in the bedr... More »
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Opinion: Say it Loud, I’m Anti-Vax and I’m Proud
By Martin H. Levinson Opinion: Say it Loud, I’m Anti-Vax and I’m Proud By Pierce DeResistance When the smallpox vaccine was invented in the 18th century, it didn’t prevent people from getting sick with smallpox. It just wasted everyone’s time b... More »
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A Wedding Announcement You Won’t See in the Sunday Styles Section of the New York Times
By Martin H. Levinson A Typical Nobody Marries Noh-Won Important A Typical Nobody and his high school sweetheart, Noh-Won Important, were married last night in the Holy Church of the Faceless Multitudes, which is located at the corner of Main and Wherever in A... More »
Breaking and Entering Tourism
By Martin H. Levinson Commenting on the January 2021 Capitol break-in, Georgia Representative Andrew Clyde (R) said, “If you didn’t know the TV footage was a video from January 6th, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit.” He ... More »
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Trump Wuz Robbed
By Martin H. Levinson A majority of Republicans believe there was widespread fraud in the 2020 presidential election. They’re totally right but, like the rest of the country, they don’t know the half of it. Well, let me fill everyone in. In Pennsylvania, t... More »
At the End of the Day There’s Another . . . Cliché
By Martin H. Levinson At the end of the day, the day is over. That’s the God’s honest truth. If you want a longer day get up at the crack of dawn. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Some people strut their stuff, line thei... More »
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Farewell the Three “R”s
By Martin H. Levinson The three “R”s—reading, ‘riting, and ‘rithmetic—were the mainstays of our education system for many years. But students in the 21st century live in a technologically and media-rich environment that demands a new model ... More »
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Death by Idiom
Death by Idiom (A two-character tragedy) By Martin H. Levinson Setting Two guys talking to each other anywhere in America JOE Can I be frank with you about Jack? JIM Certainly, but I want to be Jed. JOE Who’s Jed? JIM Somebody I made up. JOE Why would y... More »
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The Road Not Taken, Millennial Style
By Martin H. Levinson Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry not sorry I could not walk on both For fear of missing out, long I stood and looked down one as far as someone who is woke could To where it seemed kind of bent in the un... More »
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Mister Etiquette: The Dark Side
By Martin H. Levinson Dear Mister Etiquette: When I sit down to eat at a fancy affair, I get confused about what silverware to use and which glasses to drink from. Do you have any advice that can help me not make a fool of myself when I am at an event like thi... More »
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Disloyal? I Don’t Think So!
By Martin H. Levinson The patriotic Americans who stormed the Capitol on January 6th did so because Congress was about to ratify the results of a presidential election where millions of illegal immigrants mailed in votes from their vacation homes near the fiel... More »