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By Tony Powers 20 February 2016 NEW YORK – Alice, who famously said in Alice in Wonderland, “it’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life,” today retracted her statement. In a press conference held earlier on the lawn of The Mad... More »
By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves as God intended; no one shall take my ... More »
A Psalm of Sarah By Becky Garrison 27 May 2014 1 The atheist is my enemy, he knows nothing. 2 I make him lie down in gray prisons, I beat him till he gives in, 3 I kick in his soul. I whip him toward the right paths for Jesus’ name’s sake. 4 Even t... More »