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(A Memoir) Quite out of the blue last month I discovered I’d been #MeToo’d by a woman who some years ago interned in an office where I served as a publishing executive. And I cannot tell a lie: Yes, I did indeed have a fling with Cara, soon after she left ... More »
Satchel Ronan O’Sullivan Farrow, mostly known as Ronan Farrow but sometimes known as Ronan Sinatra,[i] died peacefully Saturday in his office at The New Yorker. He was 80. Born in New York City to actress Mia Farrow and alleged child molester Woody Allen, Fa... More »
Women have, for a long time, known exactly what kind of disgusting sexual behavior to expect from their husbands and boyfriends. But, for the most part, women were left to operate blindly when it came to how many disgusting men they were meeting outside the ... More »
Professor Ken Grabette of the English department, accused by seven undergraduate women of groping them in his office: “I was just exploring gender boundaries in atextual space, a fascinating albeit unexplored subject that I’m writing an essay about for Bey... More »
[After Andrew Marvell’s To His Coy Mistress] Would you had clout enough, or ties; Your cringe, my dear, might not be so unwise. We would mutually massage, and think which way To wank, and pass our long love’s day. Thou by the Roche-Bobois Shouldst rubbers ... More »