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“There’s Jim,” he said. “He’s become more famous than me.” I froze. On January 22nd I was standing in the Blue Room of the White House. The…
Dear Honorable Lord Hiring Manager, As a workaholic whose academic achievements remain locked to their sense of self-worth and identity, I read your posting for…
1980-1980 First job was working for a non-profit organization advocating legislation that would eliminate any sort of discrimination in all new housing projects. Builders would…
Professor Ken Grabette of the English department, accused by seven undergraduate women of groping them in his office: “I was just exploring gender boundaries in…
Congratulations, Mr. Jared Kushner! You have received a federal “Secret” security clearance designation. As a White House employee, a Secret security clearance provides you with…
RECITAL Being of sound mind and body, I declare this my Last Will and Testament, thereby revoking any and all previous Wills made by me,…
HOSTESS Welcome to Gun Mall USA! Don’t forget you’re entitled to fifteen minutes of free practice with every purchase! Our child care area is located…
@JonathanSwift Your idea for helping the 120,000 poor children in the kingdom is to EAT some of them? Because they cost too much? You are…
I will tell you truth. People write to me, they say: “Melania, how is it you can be such a normal, regular, normal mother? How…
To: All US Operatives Hey team! I hope everyone had a great Presidents’ Day. My Slack has been blowing up all weekend, so I just…
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