The Biden Monologues: Day 457

Sunday, April 24th, 2022

Published 2 years ago -


America as a notion can be defined as a single word.
Most days that word is:
		Meatloaf
		gasoline 
		hamburgers
		Cher
		or Batman
others days it’s
		cowgirl
		sunglasses
		alligator
		spandex
		motel
though those allegations are unproven.
America is a saxophone 
that denies everything;
	a banjo 
with two torn strings;
	a Cadillac 
with a black woman
who may have been part Cherokee
in its trunk. At least we think 
it was a woman. Police
assure me
they’re looking into it.
And when we kid ourselves
the children aren’t listening
the word is:
	washroom
	billionaire 
	sniff
	transvestite
	Israel
excuse me, I mean 
	wigwam 
	railroad
	Mexico
	nothing
these are national security matters
covered by the relevant legislative get-out clauses
and just alligators at this stage.
I was in the foothills of the Rockies
	the Catskills
	the Alps
	the MaGillycuddy Reeks 
chewing over the world conundrum with
	Joshua Nkomo
	King Zog
	Micheál Martin
	or was it
	Liberace?
I can’t be sure any of this is true.
 

KEVIN HIGGINS is co-organiser of Over The Edge literary events in Galway. He has published five previous full collections of poems: The Boy With No Face (2005), Time Gentlemen, Please (2008), Frightening New Furniture (2010), The Ghost In The Lobby (2014), & Sex and Death at Merlin Park Hospital (2019). His poems also feature in Identity Parade – New British and Irish Poets (Bloodaxe, 2010) and in The Hundred Years’ War: modern war poems (Ed Neil Astley, Bloodaxe May 2014). Kevin was satirist-in-residence with the alternative literature website The Bogman’s Cannon 2015-16. 2016 – The Selected Satires of Kevin Higgins was published by NuaScéalta in 2016. The Minister For Poetry Has Decreed was published by Culture Matters (UK) also in 2016. Song of Songs 2:0 – New & Selected Poems was published by Salmon in Spring 2017. Kevin is a highly experienced workshop facilitator and several of his students have gone on to achieve publication success. He has facilitated poetry workshops at Galway Arts Centre and taught Creative Writing at Galway Technical Institute for the past fifteen years. Kevin is the Creative Writing Director for the NUI Galway International Summer School and also teaches on the NUIG BA Creative Writing Connect programme. His poems have been praised by, among others, Tony Blair’s biographer John Rentoul, Observer columnist Nick Cohen, writer and activist Eamonn McCann, historian Ruth Dudley Edwards, and Sunday Independent columnist Gene Kerrigan; and have been quoted in The Daily Telegraph, The Independent, The Times (London), Hot Press magazine, Phoenix magazine, The Daily Mirror and on The Vincent Browne Show, and read aloud by Ken Loach at a political meeting in London. He has published topical political poems in publications as various as The New European, The Morning Star, Dissent Magazine (USA), Village Magazine (Ireland), & Harry’s Place. The Stinging Fly magazine has described Kevin as “likely the most widely read living poet in Ireland”. One of Kevin’s poems features in A Galway Epiphany, the final instalment of Ken Bruen’s Jack Taylor series of novels which is just published. His work has been broadcast on RTE Radio, Lyric FM, and BBC Radio 4. His book The Colour Yellow & The Number 19: Negative Thoughts That Helped One Man Mostly Retain His Sanity During 2020 was published in late by Nuascealta. His extended essay Thrills & Difficulties: Being A Marxist Poet In 21st Century Ireland was published in pamphlet form by Beir Bua Press last year. In December 2021 Kevin was both expelled from the British Labour Party, of which he was an overseas member, for publishing his poem ‘Tribute Acts’ in Socialist Appeal magazine and, on the very same day, awarded ‘Poet of The Year’ at the Labour Heroes Awards event at Conway Hall, London.  Ecstatic, Kevin’s sixth full poetry collection, will be published next month by Salmon.


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