By Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the…
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During his day job, Walter Bowne teaches AP Lang and Composition, American literature, and journalism in New Jersey. But at night, under the flicker of candlelight, Walter Bowne attempts to write comedy, first person essays of utter humiliation, and a novel of satire about education that grows by 1K each day. He has been published in numerous newspapers and magazines. Follow him on YouTube at Walter Bowne and "Down with Bowne" on Spotify.
Department of Education Washington, DC. Office of the Secretary of Education The Honorable Betsy DeVos RE: TOOLKIT UPDATE: IMPORTANT MEMO TO SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS! FORM LETTER…
By Walter Bowne In a move that sent its stock price up more than 300 points, General Motors announced it was officially adopting the faith…
by Johnnie Flecks The Modern Scholar Series Recorded Books is pleased to present the Modern Scholar Series, where great professors teach you. My name is…
By Walter Bowne Dear Directors of Language Arts: I’m writing to inform you of the exciting titles on tap at Boontown Books for 2013! Are…
By Walter Bowne Please have a seat, Jason. So why do you want to come to Princeton? The campus is just stunning. It resembles Hogwarts.…
By Walter Bowne Jim Brenner has an addiction: he just can’t get enough of his wife, Janice. After seventeen years and three children, Jim Brenner still…
By Walter Bowne The Comstock Mine Track has seen its share of runs and rushes, but it has never seen such a load until now.…
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