A Farewell to Failed Young

Published 3y ago - K.D. Taylor

A Farewell to Failed Young (A parody of Sir Raleigh’s “A Farewell to False Love”) By K.D. Taylor “Most of you should disassociate yourself from your children! Because they’re losers! If your kids are eight, nine years old, they’re finished. There�... More »

Don’t Ban Tucker

Published 3y ago - K.D. Taylor

Don’t Ban Tucker (To the tune of “Old Dan Tucker”) by K.D. Taylor “Tucker Carlson: From Twitter to CNN, the left is coming for your speech.” – Fox News “Tucker Carlson guest on Fox compares Twitter ban to Holocaust.” – The Independent Newsm... More »

Sonnet Q

Published 4y ago - K.D. Taylor

By K.D. Taylor (On five hundred Kentucky National Guard members summoned by a QAnon conspiracy theorist to counter-protest a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Louisville, and none of whom in fact ever appeared to do so.) National Guardsmen of Kentucky, fif... More »

Newly Converted Preterist Relieved to Find Out Gospel Has Already Been Preached to World; Atheist Colleagues Delighted

Published 7y ago - K.D. Taylor

By K.D. Taylor PARIS, TX – Having converted, this week, to what is termed a “preterist” understanding of the Bible, evangelical Adam Baines expressed a profound sense of relief, though not unmingled with embarrassment, at discovering the prophecy of ... More »

Maya

Published 11y ago - K.D. Taylor

By K.D. Taylor A liberated sage only has no world. This world is an illusion or unreal for a man of discrimination. – The Divine Life Society Entranced, I sit, renounced of every care. From multitudes of things not really there, I am withdrawn, a sage, a... More »

Sati: The Widow Baker

Published 13y ago - K.D. Taylor

By K.D. Taylor How do I love thee? Let me count the blaze Of yon bright pyre the proof of my heart’s worth! Living, my bosom ever burned with mirth; In death, now let it scintillate thy praise. Widowed, bereft, and left to mourn my days And nights alone,... More »

The Satirist

K.D. Taylor