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Presidents Don’t Misspeak; Then and Now
GEORGE WASHINGTON “Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.” NOW So maybe he got it right for once. Who cares? THOMAS JEFFERSON “One man with courage is a majority.” N... More »
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Dyssynergy
“This is why I never learned to tap dance,” Merv told the woman with her finger up his ass. His former physical therapist had been movie star gorgeous, but this new one was pretty rough. “Tap dance?” She did each session with an unlit cigarette danglin... More »
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Trump Proclaims Immigration Ban on “Bunnies”
Citing a recent Supreme Court decision, that affirmed presidential authority over immigration restrictions for purposes of national security, President Trump has proclaimed a ban on the entry of “bunnies” into the United States. “I don’t want a bun... More »
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Space Trump Tower
by Tom Deisboeck “Jared – I found us a new spot …!” More »
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The President Invites You to a Pardon Party!
We’re having a very special party in the Rose Garden. The date isn’t finally set just yet, but we’re reading applications now. Send us a letter telling us what you did in 200 words or less, and the President himself will decide if you qualify for a pre... More »
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The Road to Singapore
“… Just like Bing Crosby and Bob Hope back in 1940…” More »
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Trump and Kim: The Unedited Transcript
“Trump to meet KJU one-one-one with only interpreters. An unacceptable danger to US national security . . .NSC should have TRANSCRIPT of all interactions with brutal, nuclear armed dictator.”—Retired U.S. Army general Barry McCaffrey on Twitter, June 11 ... More »
Little Trumpie Runs Amok At Mar-a-Lago
Brian Alexander, who earned the Eagle [Scout] rank as a teenager . . . said he was also outraged after seeing clips of Mr. Trump’s speech [at the Boy Scout Jamboree]. . . . ‘Based on my experience with Scouting, the point is you’re supposed to grow up to... More »
What We Learned from “Roseanne”
“Roseanne,” we were told, would shed light, On what’s up with the Trumpian Right, But before season two We’ve re-learned what we knew, Trumpism is, at its core, racist shite. More »