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Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is also a published... More »
by Raj Tawney Don’t let the ghoul fool you with his ruthless spoken trickery MAGA is his wizardry Feeding off our energy until the weak give in Food for his cauldron Slobber and spit, you’re a corn-on-the-cob in his grip If he measures your head it’s for... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Mollie Fermaglich I sit in a spacious room, eagerly awaiting Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden. Okay – it’s not really a room but a finished basement, stocked with enough canned goods and bottled water to have sustained both the French and the G... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady Bl... More »
By Cynthia Gralla Zelensky and Trump did it. Why can’t you? But you’ll have to star in the right vehicle to secure the votes. Japan: Host “So Do You Me Want Fun Clean,” a passive-aggressive reality show in which you and your team of interior decorator... More »
Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and The Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Sloan Business School in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is also a published... More »
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Next election onwards, there’ll be a second vote for those who turn up with, under their arm, a print copy of one of the larger newspapers and answer a few unobtrusive questions to prove they’ve consumed it correctly. A third for those who al... More »
by Molly McCaffrey Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that guy. Bernie Sanders used a salad fork to eat steak in 1972. He’s the least electable person in history. Mitt Romney is insanely ethical. I love that guy. Elizabeth Warren’s ... More »
Donald Trump squares off with Mike Bloomberg at 3 p.m. on the playground next to the tennis court. By Zachary Karem and Penelope Eaton PARIS, LAS VEGAS — Two of the most popular kids in school, Mikey the Kid Bloomberg and Donny the Lump Trump, will be meet... More »