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“This is why I never learned to tap dance,” Merv told the woman with her finger up his ass. His former physical therapist had been movie star gorgeous, but this new one was pretty rough. “Tap dance?” She did each session with an unlit cigarette danglin... More »
By Michael Saul I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Twitter. And now it has taken the world with it. There’s no point recounting how the aforementioned social media networks doomed the earth to imminent annihilation. But as we bid farewell to ... More »
God James Earl Jones (voice) Bob (The Antichrist) John Travolta (voice) Satan Richard Gere (voice) King of Gog and Magog Omar Sharif (voice ) King of the East Chow Yun Fat (voice) Luke the Itinerant Minister Eddie Murphy (voice) John the Prophet Robin Williams... More »