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I’m No Rocket Man

Stephen J. Lyons I am a bad American. My sin: I don’t care one whit about Mars. There, I said it. Go ahead and dox…

Farewell the Three “R”s

By Martin H. Levinson The three “R”s—reading, ‘riting, and ‘rithmetic—were the mainstays of our education system for many years. But students in the 21st century…

New Words

by Fred Russell How are new words popularized? Mostly in the media, but journalists are only the middlemen of language, picking up on words and…

Unmasking the Truth

By Martin H. Levinson To stop the spread of the coronavirus the CDC wants everyone to wear a mask. Well CDC, I’m not going to…

Which Political Leader is Described?

by Jeffrey Meyers “He never worked in the accepted sense of the word.  He never read any books or magazines and never felt any need…




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