Commencement Address for the Class of 2026 by Stephen J. Lyons Congratulations Class of 2026! You did it! That hefty contribution to your unsupportable debt…
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Stephen J. Lyons is the author of six books of essay and journalism and the Substack newsletter "The Revolution Starts Here.”
Turning 70: The Final Stretch by Stephen J. Lyons I waltzed through my three previous decade markers—40, 50, and 60—without much anxiety regarding aging. Perhaps…
Risking It All for Love in Chicago by Stephen J. Lyons “Chicago is the worst and most dangerous city in the World, by far. [IL…
Back in the dark ages of the 1970s, when I still clung to the belief that snake-hide Tony Lamas and muddy Stetsons made a man…
Gym Rats by Stephen J. Lyons Muscle bros flexing their barbed-wire tattoos circle each other like sumo wrestlers itching for a throw-down. Ear buds in place, they strain…
More Leaked Texts from Signal by Stephen Lyons DATELINES: Hawaii, Kremlin, Greenland, Starbuck’s, Chick Fil A, Palm Steakhouse At 11:44 p.m., Hegseth posted in the…
Jesus is Not All Right with Me by Stephen J. Lyons The newly elected capo was rightly offended by the Inaugural Day sermon. “She was…
When They Go Low I Give Up by Stephen J. Lyons I’m huffing away on the elliptical at our local gym, reading another depressing commentary…
The Ten Eleven Commandments, according to Donald J. Trump by Stephen J. Lyons I am the LORD, your one and only God, who brought…
Grab ‘Em by the What, Where? by Stephen J. Lyons Now that the infamous Access Hollywood tape made it back in the news I have…
Our Lord Donald and His Wise Men Stephen J. Lyons On private jets the Wise Men came from the east (and the south, and the…
If Cormac McCarthy wrote dialogue for “Emily in Paris” by Stephen J. Lyons Scene: Emily Cooper, dressed in a paisley micro mini-skirt, with mismatched…
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