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By Lauren LoGiudice May 2016 Since I started reciting Austin Power quotes at parties, the guys at Toastmasters expect laughs from me. But doing Trump? They went wild and promised to book me at their next office party. Maybe this can be my ticket out of being a... More »
By Lauren LoGiudice As I hover above a foamy latte, I’m reflecting on all the drama on my account. The lies about me are endemic. No, I was not manufactured in a lab in China. No, I was not a conspiracy by the Democrats. No, wearing a mask does not violate y... More »
Get it together, Democrats, because I’m ready to high tail it out of this White House of garbage. If I have to eat off one more filthy piece of Obama china or sit on a Lincoln sofa I’m going to vomit all over the wonderfully tacky Rosa Garden. My husband h... More »
The Nightmare Before Christmas Dismayed by his townspeople, Jack wanders away from them. He should have kept going, because he stumbles upon an obsession for the “happy feelings” of Christmas. This almost gets him killed. It proves that chasing happiness i... More »
As a life-long single woman I’ve dealt with endless questions relating to my singlehood. It’s the usual inquiries that single gals get: “Why did I never settle down? Was it a conscious choice? Was my heart broken along the way?” Because of my history I... More »