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Posts published in “Poems”
Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
By Andrew Kuhn 5 December 2016 Vanity, vanity, all is vanity— Or countertop, or cabinet, Or sit-down all-stone shower-bath With pulsing sensurround adjustable flow— But…
By Martin H. Levinson 27 November 2016 South of Brooklyn west of the Hudson there’s a land packed with pissed off men and upright women…
By Andrew Kuhn 18 September 2016 Her tidy rump perched on the tri-corn seat, whose long nose rests where his yet longs to be. .…
Here’s how it works: It starts in the pickup games In the schoolyard or the park Where everyone can see That you’re a player…
By Andrew Kuhn 28 August 2016 (With apologies to Wallace Stevens) For if betimes this polymath of paregoric fumbled for a formula as apt…
By Martin H. Levinson Anderson Cooper sticks a mic in front of my face on Central Park South in New York City, cues the camera,…
By Martin H. Levinson If we all owned guns we’d get faster service at the DMV, be listened to more respectfully in the office. Muggers…
By Wallace Runnymede 29 December 2015 In Syria did Cameron A pleasurable jape decree: Where Euphrates river swells with death And bodies numberless Drift far…
By William Craig Rice Since you won’t have me as your man, Imagine I’m a dog Who’s always gaga to see you And get taken…
As boorish as it sounds I have to say That there is An element of silliness In the classical male ballet. I mean What exactly…
High-Tech Saint Nick Saint Nicholas arrived in Amsterdam, aboard a shiny new ship, looking old as Father Abraham, after his long,…
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