By Martin H. Levinson With apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein (Sing to the tune of “June is Bustin’ Out All Over” from then musical Carousel)…
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Funny and/or satirical poems from The Satirist’s archives.
Oh, there’s no going Home for the Holidays, ‘Cause no matter how much you wash your hands, When you travel way over To your…
by Raj Tawney Don’t let the ghoul fool you with his ruthless spoken trickery MAGA is his wizardry Feeding off our energy until the weak…
By Kevin Higgins after Walter Benjamin A barrel of industrial waste poured into a suit donated by a casino owner who knows people with a…
by Kevin Higgins It interferes with the right of people like me to dine as we see fit. Whenever I visit England 1649,…
Pinocchio cheered Donald Trump one day, Resolved to earn some aid for puppeteers. “Esteemed Lord King,” he lied, “I hope you may Serve six more…
Next election onwards, there’ll be a second vote for those who turn up with, under their arm, a print copy of one of…
By Walter Bowne I Down the hall, down the hall, Half a hall onward, All into the Classroom of Death Strode the…
By K.D. Taylor (On five hundred Kentucky National Guard members summoned by a QAnon conspiracy theorist to counter-protest a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Louisville,…
by Kevin Higgins “The sky is high / We shit on earth / We look up the sky / The earth gives birth / To…
If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to teach a yoga class, I’d play doom metal music and have everyone imagine:…
(a parody of “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Robert Frost) by Thomas Locicero Whose car is this I think I know. He…
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