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Hooters Take-Out

I’m currently dating a Hooters waitress.  Her name’s Jamie and she works at the branch that just opened here in Santa Monica that still has…

Malware: “I’m Not the Bad Guy Here”

I’m the “malware” infecting your computer. I’m using the “quotes” because, frankly, I find the term a little snippy and judgmental. And, when I say…

English Endangered by Emojists

Not yet Arikara, with three lone speakers left, or Lushootseed, with none at all; not even critically endangered like Wintu-Nomaki, Upper Tanana, and hundreds of…




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