By Josh Rank Max’s field of vision bobbed up and down as the headrest beat against the back of his head. He tried leaning forward,…
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By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance”…
19 June 2015 AMSTERDAM – An international survey of satirists has found that an overwhelming majority consider themselves “morally superior” to the rest of humanity.…
by C.S. Lane 19 June 2015 MENLO PARK,CA – Following a recent product leak, Facebook executives have confirmed rumors of an unprecedented new feature which…
(From the American Idol Archives) by Fred Russell Ryan: Good evening, America. Three contestants. Three dreams. Three journeys. You will vote. You will decide. You’ll…
By David Eisenbach Bill de Blasio couldn’t sleep. Of all the objections to his ban on the Central Park horses, one haunted him. Where do…
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – A recent Langley University study has found that today’s youth are simply “too lazy” to protest wars or economic injustice.…
Many Americans believe the job of educating children should be shifted to the private sector to save money and to provide better instruction to children.…
ONCE UPON A TIME there was a town called Doodyville, located in the state of She Wore A New Jersey, and it was comprised mostly…
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – The Federal Reserve bank today lowered the prime lending rank to i percent. Federal Reserve spokesperson Freely de Baise stated: “As…
By Dan Geddes NEW YORK – Guido da Vinci always wondered how there could so much extra virgin olive oil in supermarkets across the world. “I…
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