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By Dan Geddes ATLANTA– A recent CNN poll of American citizens found that a solid majority (72%) believes that “the United States of America is…
By Rick Blum 24 July 2016 In an unexpectedly raucous press conference this afternoon, the American Contract Bridge Council announced that it has modified the…
Pope Francis has assured Catholics that having an imaginary God friend will more than fill any perceived spiritual gap. By Chrissy Benson ROME – Pope…
By James C. Coomer 13 July 2016 Donald Trump’s Acceptance Speech to Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio, July 2016 Thank you, thank you. It…
I’m the “malware” infecting your computer. I’m using the “quotes” because, frankly, I find the term a little snippy and judgmental. And, when I say…
Not yet Arikara, with three lone speakers left, or Lushootseed, with none at all; not even critically endangered like Wintu-Nomaki, Upper Tanana, and hundreds of…
by Chrissy Benson After decades of an expanding – and largely ineffective – “War on Terror,” President Barack Obama recently succeeded in disarming the militant…
By Dan Geddes CLEVELAND – An unemployed man in Cleveland, Ohio believes that the US government’s vast overseas empire and interventionist foreign policy benefit him…
By Mollie Fermaglich 3 June 2016 “Please, sir – I’d like some more… Delegates.” Though not quite as catchy as “The Internationale,” please share…
By Robert Friedman 30 May 2016 Donald Trump, the Republican nominee for President, today announced that he has selected his own ego as his running…
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