Greetings, Vlad! I know that we’ve never actually met person to person, though I feel we really have so much in common that I’ve given…
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By Andrew Kuhn 18 September 2016 Her tidy rump perched on the tri-corn seat, whose long nose rests where his yet longs to be. .…
If you follow fashion, you know who I am. But for those who don’t, I’ll simply say I’m a highly influential New York designer who…
Here’s how it works: It starts in the pickup games In the schoolyard or the park Where everyone can see That you’re a player…
Club MedFlight appreciates your business: We sedate, we crate, and you’re never late! We provide the following FAQ in the interest of supplying all the…
The battle over the estate of Herbert J. Thornehopper, which commenced more than a century after the explorer’s death—and has raged on between Mr. Thornehopper’s…
NEW YORK – The incredibly addictive Pokemon-Go app, which has sent countless millions of people out into the world to stare at their cell phones…
By Andrew Kuhn 28 August 2016 (With apologies to Wallace Stevens) For if betimes this polymath of paregoric fumbled for a formula as apt…
By Chris T. Hackett 28 August 2016 Last month at a secret hacker conference, known only “Future Cons,” a stunning announcement was made. Hackers released…
To become a candidate for President of the United States, a person doesn’t need his or her high school transcript, college degree, record of public…
By W.T. Fallon 25 August 2016 NEW YORK — Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced at a press conference today that he plans to replace…
While the rebel flag no longer flies there, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley says that the state has never considered itself part of the Union,…
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