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Malware: “I’m Not the Bad Guy Here”

I’m the “malware” infecting your computer. I’m using the “quotes” because, frankly, I find the term a little snippy and judgmental. And, when I say…

English Endangered by Emojists

Not yet Arikara, with three lone speakers left, or Lushootseed, with none at all; not even critically endangered like Wintu-Nomaki, Upper Tanana, and hundreds of…

Jesus and the Sea Star

The old man watched as the young boy picked up another starfish and hurled it back into the tides. He marveled at how many starfish…

Live E-Chat with Customer Service

Tiffany typing Hello, My name is Tiffany. How may I help you today? Joanne typing I cannot open the things I bought at the drugstore.…




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