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New Techniques Enhance Student Apathy

According to state patrician, Adrastia Aurelia Faustulus, a new approach to increase student apathy is about to roll over factory facilitators at the Corporate College…

Millions Fleeing US for Gap Year

Though spending a month abroad could be possible, a year away fanciful, or four years in another country beyond imagining, at least two million Americans…

Trump Dreams of Jeannie

By Marleen S. Barr 7 December 2016 Donald Trump was ensconced in his Fifth Avenue aerie contemplating his Cabinet appointments. He glanced at an oblong…

One Family’s Reorganization Plan

By Justin O’Brien 6 December 2016 What if families made economic decisions the way some American businesses do?? Several months into our latest economic downturn…

The Liker

By George Logothetis 6 December 2016 The fire was a distant stimulus. A more urgent one was before her, on her laptop—her Facebook page. While…

Letter from Saint Nicholas to the Tax Inspector

To: Irving R. Sheen, Tax Inspector From: Saint Nicholas of Myra, alias “Sinterklaas”, “Santa Claus” Taxpayer ID: 000-00-0002 Date of Birth: 5 December, 343 A.D.…

Ecclesiastes in the Showroom

By Andrew Kuhn 5 December 2016 Vanity, vanity, all is vanity— Or countertop, or cabinet, Or sit-down all-stone shower-bath With pulsing sensurround adjustable flow— But…




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