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Not only is he very instinctual, but “my instinct turns out to be right”. The president said so himself, in the memorable Time magazine interview…
One very lucky Boston teenager survived a harrowing 45 minutes while dining with her family on April 19, 2017. “I thought she was going to…
ASSISTANT (on intercom): President Pence, I have Mrs. Pence calling for you on the Hotline. MIKE PENCE: (out of breath) Thank you, Melania. ASSISTANT: I’m…
By Dan Geddes President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the…
Written and Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson Review by Dan Geddes 21 April 2017 Inherent Vice (2014) is a long, quirky, uneven comedy; your enjoyment of…
By Alison Stellner 12 April 2017 WASHINGTON, DC – Recent suspicions circulating on social media of a toxic, communicable disease have been verified. According to…
Eddie Fisher, Joan Rivers, Tommy Lasorda, Marlo Thomas and others remember the master of the insult, Don Rickles. Insulted uncle David L. Wolper, television…
By K.D. Taylor PARIS, TX – Having converted, this week, to what is termed a “preterist” understanding of the Bible, evangelical Adam Baines expressed a…
By Martin H. Levinson 9 April 2017 The Field Guide to People of the USA is the most up-to-date resource for identifying Homo sapiens living…
Right on schedule, we’ve developed the great, great, greatest plan for medical care in the world. We haven’t copied England’s failing National Health, with its…
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – “God Bless the CIA” read the large banner above the crowd in Lafayette Square in Washington, DC, right across from the…
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