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GEORGE WASHINGTON “Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.” NOW…
Self-esteem is the opinion you have of yourself. If that opinion is low, you will have problems getting motivated and being successful. Fortunately, a poor…
There’s gridlock in Congress. Why? In short, the answer is that neither party, especially one of them, seems inclined to reach over the aisle to…
The Republicans think Obamacare is a mess and that it should be repealed. But the problem for the GOP is they haven’t come up with…
When the 18th Amendment to the American Constitution, prohibiting the sale of alcoholic beverages, became law, what happened? A colossal epidemic of violence, corruption and…
First, check the back of your closet or a bureau drawer for something bought or given to you before 2015; the graduation wristwatch that merely…
“All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten.” So wrote Robert Fulghum, in his best-selling book of the same title. Among the things…
If the President of the United States continues lying, Alec Baldwin made that Access Hollywood tape twelve years before he played Trump on SNL. Baldwin…
By Elaine Kendall 25 December 2017 The first slight waves of holiday guilt begin before Halloween, usually causing only a passing frisson or two of…
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