I remember a time when I was sitting in my chemistry class and learned about electrons. These wondrous little marvels are apparently what all of…
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S***-worthiness is not a given A mosaic in Pompeii states “Cave canis”. Indeed, dogs are remarkable animals. While descendants from wolfs, they have quickly become…
I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace…
Michael Opest Research Essay -7-9 pp. double-spaced; plus Works Cited -Draft Due: 11/19 -Peer Workshop: 11/21 -Final Draft Due: 12/3 Prompt: Write a 7-9 page…
By Martin H. Levinson President Trump says the Ukrainians hacked computers used by the Democratic National Committee in 2016 and tried to blame it on…
During his 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and he wouldn’t lose any…
By Steve Provizer Unfortunately, I recently had to spend a lot of time at a rehab facility, visiting my mom. Caretakers came and went, but…
For most of my childhood, the reflection in the mirror startled me: in my mind, I was blonde and blue-eyed, an admittedly far-fetched feat in…
Do you wish to write a satirical essay? Mind, it should be something original. If not, at least have the good sense to make it…
Grandparents always ask their grandchildren the same questions, so why don’t their grandchildren have a quiz of their own for Grandma and Grandpa? After telling…
This week Alabama’s Governor signed a statute that aims to outlaw all abortions, despite the majority of Alabamians indicating that they do not support this…
Gun control advocates think they’re slick when they quote statistics like more than 35,000 men, women, and children are killed each year by guns in…
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