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by David Comfort Having a kid is nothing if not a character-building experience. Even non-kidders can’t help but admire the patience, perseverance, and selfless devotion of the average mom or dad. But the price of such maturity is not cheap. The toddler stag... More »
Time to parent up. Nobody told you to have kids. Hey, I bet people even discouraged you, but you did it despite the warnings. You must not have listened when friends told you what crappy parents you’d make; you did the fertility treatments anyway and low... More »
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President to Award Himself Presidential Medal of Freedom for Valorous Action WASHINGON – In a historic and highly unorthodox move for a sitting president, especially one whose every speech and tweet seems to be a display of contention and contempt, Presi... More »
Grandparents always ask their grandchildren the same questions, so why don’t their grandchildren have a quiz of their own for Grandma and Grandpa? After telling them how school is, your favorite subjects and the names of your best friends, you should have a ... More »
By Jon Reiner 26 January 2018 Dear staff: Huge news! My occasional opening of the daily press briefing by reading letters written to President Trump from American children has become so beloved that the President wants more – bigly more! Millio... More »
US Navy plagued by rash of submarine thefts by children Barry Sierer KING’S BAY, GEORGIA – Lance Corporal William Jenson was not surprised when he saw Noah Jones running and giggling down the pier towards the missile submarine USS South Carolina, e... More »