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Many people agree that the United States dollar is the ugliest looking money in the world. That is soon going to change. U.S. Treasury Secretary…
Hold onto your lips, folks ― the hottest trend in self-improvement has arrived. Smile shaping is taking the country by storm, and classes can’t keep…
(Our Pardons to Shakespeare) By Rfreed 21 November 2015 Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello – played by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant…
By Dan Geddes 21 November 2015 NEW YORK – Fox News issued a statement today proclaiming that “yellow journalism is now a thing of the past.”…
By Derek Langston 20 November 2015 In what physicians are calling one of the most irrational medical decisions they have ever seen, David Avocado Wolfe…
By Juliet Kaufman LOS ANGELES – Jason Segel’s reps released a statement last Friday, asking the press to refrain from questions on whether or not…
By William Craig Rice Since you won’t have me as your man, Imagine I’m a dog Who’s always gaga to see you And get taken…
Moderator: Welcome back ladies and gentleman to the Republican presidential candidates debate. During the commercial break, the candidates onstage had a few moments to regroup and…
Psephology (\see-fol-uh-jee\) noun, 1. The study of elections. Yo, Karl Rove, how do you like Ohio now? Apologies. I just got an urge to throw…
By E. Wohn 31 October 2015 CHICAGO – As part of a nationwide campaign to stem the over-prescription of antibiotics, the American Medical Association recently…
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and…
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