I met Svetlana (not her real name) outside a Russian tea house in New York City. Not the famous Russian Tea Room on W. 57th…
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Edward Stanton 14 November 2017 I’m not in the White House Situation Room right now because I’m representing the Free World in Asia, but I…
By Carolyn Mamchur 8 November 2017 If murdering an old person and stealing his money is something you’ve been considering, here is exactly how…
Peter Gregg Slater 3 November 2017 German government warning to passengers on the Lusitania, published in New York newspapers, May 1, 1915 After indisputably proving…
By Tom Deisboeck 3 November 2017 ### Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School in Munich, Germany, and…
The president is revising the dictionary of the English language! Though he’s a man with three adjectives, two pronouns and few verbs, he’s made considerable…
Kurt Luchs 27 October 2017 The Food and Drug Administration has issued a Halloween Candy Advisory for the following sweets and snacks. Many are…
By Dan Geddes Thank god for the Deep State! If I thought Trump were really in charge, I wouldn’t sleep well at night. I have…
“The P.R. Towel…because compassion needs a solid stance.” Tom Deisboeck is a Harvard-affiliated scientist turned entrepreneur who attended Technical University Medical School…
Let me be perfectly clear: President Donald J. Trump is not a murderer. I say this with absolute certainty. Our president is a fine man,…
There is mounting evidence that two explosions at a flooded Arkema chemical plant in the Houston suburb of Crosby, Texas—explosions that sent plumes of toxic…
Pops says that I’m not gonna get into a fancy college like Yale unless I have something interesting to write about, and seeing as I’m…
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