This week Alabama’s Governor signed a statute that aims to outlaw all abortions, despite the majority of Alabamians indicating that they do not support this…
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Gun control advocates think they’re slick when they quote statistics like more than 35,000 men, women, and children are killed each year by guns in…
Since Americans are engaged in a contentious dispute over building a southern border wall to prevent hordes of evil-doers from invading our country, we need…
The 2020 presidential primary season has begun and the Democrats in the race are falling all over themselves to show how tremendously progressive they are…
Weary of the continental breakfast of four tablespoons of orange juice, a tiny pot of coffee, a huge pitcher of steaming milk and the daily…
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty…
The past generation has seen the reunification of a number of fractured states: Vietnam and Yemen (North & South), Germany (East & West) — to be fair:…
The right never grows weary of shouting at the top of its lungs about America’s political correctness problem. And, in case the recent outrage over…
Harvard Professor Alan Dershowitz says one shouldn’t compare Adolph Hitler to Donald Trump and he’s right, because it’s unfair to Hitler. Hitler heeded his call…
Now that my Israeli cable provider has dropped ESPN, where I occasionally used to watch an eight-ball tournament, being a pool player myself, I have…
Think about it for a moment. Primitive man didn’t pack. Once he had found and killed his target, he ate the insides and wore the…
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